Is Crazy The New Normal?

Let's face it, people - life can be pretty crazy! Just when I think everything is going just peachy - all is quiet on the home front; no drama; no bizarreness; BAM!!!! Something happens. Without fail. Every. Single. Time. It's like I'm a magnet for the weird and bizarre. I often wonder if I have some kind of sign painted on my back that only crazy people can see that says: "Focus all your weirdness right here!". 
 I already look at life from a much different perspective then most people do; these wild events just give me even more perspective and fuel for my proverbial fire.
 So, to kick off this quirky blog, I will post some very random things I've learned from my recent "adventures" in crazy land:

1. You can't fix stupid. True story.
2. When you get texts from numbers you don't recognize, DON'T try to be a detective and see who's on the other end. Lands you in trouble EVERY SINGLE TIME. Trust me.
3. Don't meddle with angry people. In my case, that means don't read blogs written by embittered people from your past - you just might stumble upon embarrassing photos of yourself posted on their website for all the world to see. Yup. Another true story.
4. Did I mention that you can't fix stupid? ;o)
5. Surround yourself with happy and funny people. They make life's journey much more enjoyable. That way, when crazy things do happen to you, you'll have an awesome group of friends to laugh about it with. After all, what good does it do to take everything so seriously? None. So don't. :)

 I think it's safe to say that the posts I will be posting on this particular blog will be untraditional, random and quirky. I will take random issues and happenings and will talk about them or climb atop my soap box and rant and rave on them all I want to. Depending on how I feel on that particular day. Why? Because I still have freedom of speech and I can!! YES! That's a good enough reason in and of itself. So let this blog entertain you. Whether you agree with what I say or not - I can assure you, it will be entertaining. :)